A Laugh a Day Keeps the Undertaker Away

From my high school friend, Mary Helen Myers Watson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ADULT  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.  BEAUTY PARLOUR  A place where women curl up and dye.  CHICKENS The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.  COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.  DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out.  EGOTIST Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.  HANDKERCHIEF Cold Storage.  INFLATION  Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO An insect that makes you like flies better.  RAISIN A grape with a sunburn.  SECRET Something you tell to one person at a time.  SKELETON A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.  TOOTHACHE The pain that drives you to extraction.  TOMORROW One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.  YAWN An honest opinion openly expressed.  And MY Personal Favorite!!  WRINKLES Something other people have,  Similar to my character lines.